So, I'm currently playing the final boss fight in No More Heroes 2: Desperate Struggle, and in a fit of rage while Travis's death sequence was playing, I shook my Wii Remote around like an angry infant.
Lo and behold, Travis sprung back to life with four squares of health! So yes, it is now a proven fact - rage will save your life.
There's no need to run extensive testing, or perform studies spanning years. You heard it here, rage will save your life... well, at least in No More Heroes 2. As a matter of fact, it will save your life up-to-five times!
If the same applies in real life, does this mean Chessa is going to live forever?
My roommate has broken a few controllers out of rage. That was a few years back. Still, I know there's some evil creature with enough strength to crack and shatter the shell of a video game controller buried somewhere deep within.
RAAAAAGGGEEE
This wasn't mentioned in the game's instructions? That's pretty funny