My favorite blog series returns!

but this bleg suck~!!!!

One day we need to do a Drunk Blake vs Drunk Greenman.

lets plan it and well get resally drunk and fo id!!!

Yes please! I'll get my lawn chair out for the show.

If I understand correctly...  videogames are awesome!!!

theyre really artr! thats why o write abot them!

BTW as an Aussie how do you feel about Mad Max being a Yankee?

I donyt ,inf because mel gibson is and asshile!

Hey, we all need one

... wait, what?

Sorry to be that guy but as a proud Brit I must state that Tom Hardy is English ...

i think I need to get drunk to be able to read this. 

probakr!!!!

I'm not sure, but I'm pretty sure the word "cunt" is in there somewhere. I hope you learn them school chillen' good. Cheers.

No, that wasn up[[ose to be can't

You're an Aus so I would be more surprised by a blog that announced "Oi,I'm sober!".

Btw,that is an awesome shirt,blue magus! You are classy!

The back of that shirt is awesome. One of the screenshots says: "A GODDAMN STARFISH!!!"

The most impressive thing here, I think, is the coherence of the title

I got through the title and the first two words without a mistake as well! Come on, I deserve props for that.

epic

Which is exactly of the opposite of how my stomach feels right now.

That shirt is nice. 

Damn right it is :)

Your writing certainly sounds drunk. You can't fake something this well!

You really can't...

What's it like to live in a little town like Armidale? I did a Google Search. Seems like a quiet, unassuming place. Not too many palm trees.

It's a town full of university students, it's far from quiet lol. It's cold, but it is a really nice looking town.

And he has been sorley missed. It's also not too shocking that you plan to teach primary school kids, in this career you will find that alcohol will be your friend, mentor and lover all rolled in to one long necked beechwood aged beauty.

Alcohol is your lover? Those bottles don't look like something I want to get stuck in...

Damn I set myself up for a little weiner fall there didn't I........ I meant keg......... yeah that'll do, a beer keg, one of those old wooden ones with a massive hole in the top. Splinters though...

Painful!!! Also, isn't a massive hole worse? At least with the small hole you can feel it.

ahem.... well when your as big as..... oh who am I kidding.

Go home Blake, You're drunk.

 Lol! Surprised no one else said that!

I think you could be a good friend with Drunk Shadow.

That shirt is pretty awesome,gotta admit. When I was in Perth I learned one thing about drinking there. The locals seemed to prefer Emu beer. They told us Fosters was for "royalists" and that it sucked ass. Not wanting to offend we drank Emu. Not too bad,it got us royally hammered so perhaps we were still royalists.

Never even heard of Emu beer. Must be a Western Australia thing. Fosters is pretty damn terrible though. And I was drinking vodka last night. Finished the whole bottle, which I kind of regret now.

Well, this just mostly makes me sad that I wasn't there lol. And I think I saw my name in there somewhere? I miss drunk Blake lol.

I spent like hours on the phone with you. You got most of it. Also, your wasnt mentioned.

I'm well aware of that lol. It was kind of amusing. And alright, I just read this- BIVLT! JOPIC PIKCLKEBIT!!!! - as Bilby something pixlbit lol. And I didn't get the getting drunk bit! Just the "you can't stand up/fell out of bed repeatedly" bit :P