So I just bought the new humble indie bundle, but I already have Stealth Bastard Deluxe. Faced with a dillemma, I decided that the best way to sort out who to give it to would be to hold a competition! Also, since I'm a vain twat, the competition shall be to see whoever can write the best poem me! It should be humerous more than loving, and I don't really care how "mean" it is. Just have fun!
roses are red
violets are blue
gibe key plox
or i report u
it's a shame
they made Stealth bastard
change his name.
still, I don't know if I'll play it
But I gotta own everything,
I just gotta say it.
wins steam key,
whatsacow is cool.
lose steam key,
whatsacow is stealth bastard deluxe!
this drunken aussie
wants a poem, for something
I could buy myself
rub a dub dub, thanks for the ....key?
The winner has been chosen. Everyone else... buy the bundle, it's cheap as shit.