Saints Row IV Banned In Australia - Wtf Edition
Published on June 25, 2013 3:20 PM
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 Saints Row IV has been banned in Australia. Seriously? WE HAVE AN 18+ RATING NOW! What, aren't adults responsible enough to make up their own fucking decisions? I thought I lived in Australia, not fucking China, where they ban facebook.

 "In the Board’s opinion, Saints Row IV includes interactive, visual depictions of implied sexual violence which are not justified by context. The Board also says the game includes elements of illicit or proscribed drug use related to incentives or rewards. Such depictions are prohibited under the guidelines."

 This all boils down to the ridiculously backwards thoughts we have about sex. Sex is not worse than violence, you ignorant fuckwits. Without sex, you wouldn't be born. Sex is a natural part of life that most people partake in. Why is it that if you watch a film about people being tortured, that's ok, but if you try to rent porn from a video shop, you're a fucking freak!

 Also, partaking in drugs is worse than violence? Really? Something that only damages our own body - like energy drinks, junk food, and just about everything else in our society - is worse than killing someone? Really? I'm pretty sure I'd rather my kids turn to drugs than have them murdered you backwards inbred fucks!

  Also, it says "interactive, visual depictions of implied sexual violence which are not justified by context." What that says to me is that these old cunts are imagining shit that isn't there. ITS IMPLIED! That means it isn't explicit, it's completely down to you're own perception. Which means these old farts have rape fantasies that their ashamed of. Ignorant sods.

 You know, I'm convinced mandatory euphensia needs to be in place. The older generation who is scared of what they don't understand should not be in a place of power. Dear god this is ridiculous. WE HAVE AN 18+ Rating! Now you're just censoring shit, and you don't even have the "We're doing it for the kids" excuse anymore.

 

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Posted on June 25, 2013 3:27 PM

yeah I heard about that.  sucks man, the game looks like a lot of fun.  Frown

Posted on June 25, 2013 7:16 PM

It really does.

Posted on June 25, 2013 3:31 PM

I saw this on another website and somehow knew you would write a blog about it lol. They really don't have a decent excuse now that there's an 18+ rating. WTF even have an 18+ rating if your still gonna censor shit? Undecided

Posted on June 25, 2013 4:51 PM

No idea. If there is rape in the game, then it's understandable, but it said it was implied, not actually shown, which I don't think is reason to ban somehting. 

Posted on June 25, 2013 3:45 PM

I wonder who makes up this board.  Is it a bunch of 80 year old men and women who are easily offended by everything?

Posted on June 25, 2013 4:52 PM

I have no idea. The annoying thing is they are so inconsistent. Left 4 Dead 2 and Mortal Kombat got banned, but we have dead space, god of war, and fallout 3? I just have no idea what their standards are, and that pisses me off.

Posted on June 26, 2013 7:12 AM

The answer to that is very likely a resounding YES.

Posted on June 25, 2013 4:09 PM

I knew that Australia was finally getting an actual mature rating, but I didn't know it had happened yet. The only thing I can think of is the Powers That Be are still stuck in that pre-18+ rating mentality that "if it's violent or sexual it's autobanned."

Sorry, whatsacow. I can only imagine how rough it is being a hardcore gamer Down Under.

Posted on June 25, 2013 4:54 PM

It's been in effect since January this year, and we've gotten Mortal Kombat in australia finally. That said, the games that get banned I usually don't care about, but in this case, it stings just a little bit.

Posted on June 25, 2013 4:23 PM

Does Australia have movie censorship of the same ilk?

Posted on June 25, 2013 4:50 PM

Nope. The movie censors are really lenient. We have a 5 tier system of G, PG, M, MA, and R for films, and I haven't heard of any films being banned recently. We even got Serbian film, which I think was either banned in the US or UK.

Posted on June 25, 2013 4:49 PM

Wow man, that's harsh.. Are you able to import it at all possibly?

Posted on June 25, 2013 4:55 PM

Yeah. I think I could still buy the digital version from somewhere and say I'm Australian, but it's going to suck for console gamers. I mean a guy got two years imprisonment for owning a copy of Manhunt, so I wouldn't risk it.

Posted on June 25, 2013 5:28 PM

That seems...a little extreme. Like you are adult enough to drink, go to war, get married, etc, but not adult enough to distinguish between real violence and digitized violence. I would never blow something up in real life, but there are people alive today who can thank the fact that I can blow things up in games (OK, maybe an exaggeration, but it's how I deal with road rage and difficulties in the work place). Two years in prison for owning a copy of a video game?! Seems a bit overboard if you ask me.

Posted on June 25, 2013 7:16 PM

It was more for owning a product that is illegal in the country, and since the ban was public knowledge, the same laws applied. I understand that law.

 However, I don't think Saints Row should be banned, as, like Mortal Kombat, it is EXTREMELY cartoonish and purposefully overboard, getting rid of any pretense of realism. I just don't understand this ban. As an adult man in Australia, I am legally allowed to watch a depiction of someone being brutally raped and murdered, have their sexual organs brutalised, but I can't watch "interactive, visual depictions of implied sexual violence?" Video Games still aren't accepted as anything more than a toy here, unfortunately. 

Posted on June 25, 2013 7:45 PM

It still seems a bit harsh. I can see a huge fine, but putting someone in jail for owning a video game, even if banned, seems excessive.

Posted on June 25, 2013 6:00 PM

They sound a bit like our MPAA, only these people seem to have actual power beyond theatrical releases, and just giving things the NC-17 "death sentence."

That sucks, man.

Posted on June 26, 2013 4:25 PM

 A lot of titles that get those ratings live on through dvd sales though. Games don't get that chance.

Posted on June 26, 2013 5:27 PM

That's what I meant by the "actual power" thing. lol

Posted on June 25, 2013 7:57 PM

From what I understand your government over there is almost on pare with the Bible belt over here. In the U.K. they censored nunchuckus, seriously if you watch a Bruce Lee flick or use the nunchuck guy in Soul Calibur, that shit is all blured out. As stupid and screwed up as my country is I guesse there are worse places to be.

Posted on June 26, 2013 4:26 PM

Nah, we aren't as bad as the UK. I heard about some of the things you're board was trying to do to films, like banning certain horror films and what not... Weren't they banning Human Centipede 2? That film isn't even that bad, it's just that it's well known.

Posted on June 26, 2013 5:15 PM

Well I know we got the first Human Centipede, wasn't aware of the sequel, not that I  even wanted to see the first one. Someones gots a poo fetish, just thinking about it makes me wanna hurl,lol.

Posted on June 26, 2013 6:00 PM

The second one is a bit more violent, and I wasn't a fan, but I've seen far worse than that come out of the UK lol.

Posted on June 25, 2013 9:01 PM

Australia has some very strange laws. Isn't nudity on public T.V. A.O.K.? Wasn't there a T.V. movie called Maslin Beach down near Adelaide that they aired, filled to the brim with nude people?

I'm guessing it's still 1993 over at the ratings board and that the members still tthink only 8 year old kids play video games.

I'm playing Saints Row The 3rd and enjoying it as a mindless, violent and outlandish sandbox game but I'll be passing on Saints Row 4. The real McCoy in GTA 5 is arriving a month later. I'd be more concerned if your ratings board bans that game, even if they are getting more and more serious with every passing title.

Posted on June 26, 2013 4:24 PM

Yeah, Australia is allowed to show bare behinds on television, but nothing frontal. Also, GTA has ironically had very little trouble in Australia, only America lol.

Posted on June 26, 2013 12:49 AM

I'm quickly starting to realise what problems I'm going to have when I want the latest games, luckily I can get mt parents to buy them and post them over from the UK, just need to put on the post packaging that its a Chelsea flower show DVD or something. I suppose this decision might have some ties to that poor Irish girl who was raped and murdered in Aus recently. That certainly doesn't justify a ban but with elections coming up I imagine it's quite a powerful political tool. Make sure you get a PS4 next gen as it's not region locked!

Posted on June 26, 2013 12:20 PM

I've got a PC, but Steam still region locks things unfortunately. I'll buy it from somewhere else.

Posted on June 26, 2013 2:41 AM

This makes the ratings board useless then. I mean wtf do they even have the ratings thing for? And plus, maybe if parents actually started doing their jobs, we wouldn't need any of this.

Posted on June 26, 2013 4:27 PM

Yeah... I know, but it's election time and no political party is going to tell parents to do their jobs lol.

Posted on June 26, 2013 3:49 AM

Really sucks man. It's really silly the reasons why they banned the game there. I mean, even Germany, who bowdlerizes the shit out of games, even allows (as far as I know and think) those kinds of games, albeit with lots of changes.

It's like we still live below the 20th century and they don't know that not everything is kid friendly to the world.

Posted on June 26, 2013 4:26 PM

Germany is a lot stricter than Australia. I read their list of bans, shit is fucked up.