I like to steal ideas. I'm Australian, I'm a convict, therefore I steal. And this is an idea that a lot of people on here have done, but I haven't.
So, if you've read one of these, you know what to expect. Ask me anything you want and I will answer it! Do it in the comments section though, because emails shit me.
VHS or BETA MAX?
VHS because I never got to use Beta max.
Beta Max had the best picture but more expensive. Porn went with the VHS and the rest was history.lol.
Porn dictates everything. So it's like DVD vs Blu Ray?
yes. HD DVD looked better but Blu Ray got Disney onboard early and it was over.
Disney and Porn... I knew the two were connected!
What's a good brand of lube, and have you ever thought about making vlogs?
Idk. The only experience I've had with lubricant has been in condoms and I don't know what they use lol.
Yes. I'm currently saving up to buy a decent microphone and a legit copy of FRAPS and then I shall start up a video series :)
Xbox 360 or PS3 ?? And you are the ranting king i think the last six blogs you did were ranting lol!! Im going to start calling you crab apple lmao!!!
PS3. I prefer the exclusives. Also, with some exceptions all of my blogs are rants lol. That's because most of my serious blogs and reviews are over at plus10damage.
Oh i see pixlebitis just a shelter your real home is at plus10damage mmmmm
No, this is my real home. This is where I act like me. Plus10Damage is where I act professional lol. And I link all of my articles here so you guys can see them anyway if you want lol.
well thats good to hear ya had me nervous for a moment by the way have you played Farcry 3 and if so whats your thoughts on it?
Yes I have played Far Cry 3. I really enjoyed it. It was well written and a lot of fun. And fucking Alligators!!!! They scare the shit out of me lol.
Is the ThunderDome real?
Yep. It's my toilet after drinking a ton of vodka and mother...
Had to look up Mother... didn't know it was an energy drink, and for a second I thought you might have mentioned something worse than I imagined hahahahaha.
Yeah. Should have said redbull... but I don't like Redbull lol. And yeah... some mothers I've seen would get that reaction from me!
Have you seen this review? It's freaking hilarious. WTF would anybody make something like that?!?!?!
Just watched it. And I kind of want to play it now :)
Also, they made it because they were poor. They wanted to be less poor. They are now dead. I think.
Which would you rather be a part of: The Blue Man Group or Fantastic 4 The Musical?
The Blue Man Group. If AD has taught me anything, it's that Blue Man Group puns are glorious!
Did you ever watch the Farscape TV series? It's like my favorite thing from Australia. 
Yeah, I used to watch a lot of it when I was younger. I should rewatch it though!
The show had such a raunchy sense of humor for a Sci Fi show, I mean it was very sexual for it's time. I've yet to see a show like that top it. I can watch reruns forever.
Red Dwarf?
Would you rather have the infinity gauntlet or green lantern's ring?
I'd say the infinity gauntlet is more powerful... but I'd ultimately go with green lanterns ring. It seems easier to use lol.
User convenience. Good call. lol. Yeah, it does seem easier to screw up with the infinity gauntlet.
Would you rather get a TARDIS or have a Starship Enterprise?
Tardis. The Doctor gets all the girls lol. Plus it has a swimming pool.
Very good choice. Allons-y!
What's that right there?
No, that.
Yes, that.
What IS it?
It's a dual shaft, triple speed massager - oh that. Well it's been nice knowing y
Mankini or Speedo's?
I'm an Aussie, so I have to go with the speedo. It's a part of our culture lol.
OMG I just looked up Mankini. Why oh why? It's now my new word of the week. Last week's was "fupa" and the week before "merken". So many interesting new words the internet teaches me.
Borat is a pioneer of fashion!
What are you Top 5 (Top 10 if you feel inspired) Nintendo games?..... if you had played any Nintendo game. Otherwise, do a list of anything you want.
Well I don't play many nowadays... and haven't since N64 really... But out of the ones I have played.
5. Majora's Mask
4. Banjo Kazooie
3. Mario 64
2. Metroid Prime
1. A Link to The Past
With all of the remakes and reboots coming out, what game would you like to see un-booted (Current gen game taken back to an 8-bit era)?
I'd like to see Resident Evil done in the vein of Lone Survivor, where it's sidescroller with shooting elements and stealth. You have limited ammo and there are adventure game elements. I would play the shit out of that. Then again, I played the shit out Lone Survivor, and you should too!
Atari Jaguar, Panasonic 3D0, or Phillips CDi?
Is that even a question? 3DO without a doubt! I remember playing alone in the dark on that sucker when I was a little fella!
Can you tell me exactly where your car keys are right now, and is your back itchy?
They're in my hand! I'm playing ith the superman keyring!
Yeah, but I bet your back is itchy. Really think about it... Or your feet. Your feet must be itchy! *powers of suggestion activate!*
Nope! I refuse!!!! I'm never itchy! I do want a massage though. Hurry up and visit me!
I'm trying! It's not my fault I'm so far away lol! (And I'm totally going to keep up with this trying to make you itchy thing when I'm there too) and I'll be there in less than a week, so shush :P