Dude. I am a god. Not this pansy ass Jesus shit where he's like mortal and can die and shit. I'm a proper fucking deity! Not really. I just fdell like one! Mainly because I got though the title in one go wuthiout making a mistajke! I tried to type mistajke 3 times and that j appeared every time so fuck it!@
Anyway! I'm turning over a new leaf. That sounds a lot easier than the saying implies. ITS MISLEADING! Turning over a leaf is easier than chanign your personality! Silly English people! What Im saying is happy blake is back! No more sad, stupid pining over crushes that ultimately don't matter blake. I shot him. He's dead. He may come back as a zombie from time to time, but the fucker has a bullet in his neck.
Anyway. EPIC QUEST FOR MIGHTY LOOT IS AMAZING! I feel lime I fucked that title up somehow. Bit si a good game! It's liek part torchkight, part dungeon keeper, and its one of the most uniqiue multiplayer experiences Ive had in a while. Seriously, check it ou!~ Alsiotm acoring to fraps I type at 11 frames per sexond. I onr knoq what thsat maed but enkpi!
Aww. I missed you happy drunk Blake! Also, see you in 6 hours!
Whoo! Can't wait till you're here!
Its gotta be evening over there cause its noon here and i would call you a alcoholic if you were drinking before noon lol!!
Yeah it was like midnight. I've sobered up now though lol.
Keep these coming Blake man! You can feel the drink pulling you further down as you type. Very funny I'm glad your spirits are on the up again
It's amazing how the right company can make an eh night great. And thank you. Drunk blake likes to type, so I doubt these will stop :)
For nights out: i choose company over location every time
Amen.
Gotta say, this is your funniest ramble so far. Keep it up.
Will do!
You just made my martini taste even better and its already a damn good martini ! A diety who can actually do miracles, that's a true god indeed.
These are some of my favorite things to read haha. They always make me laugh.