When you sober up, please provide a translation :P

I got ya:

Blake just got back to college. He wrote this after a toga party. Bilby wouldn't dance with him, so he danced with a Freshman named Sally instead ... like a pro. He got so drunk he crawled on the floor. Also, it takes him 20 minutes to write a sentence in his drunken state.

Prior to this outing, he watched Thor: The Dark World and subsequently had to listen to Amon Amarth, the connection being Vikings, if I hazard a guess. 

He is currently playing Starbound, which is like Terraria, but a lot better. He is also playing Guild Wars. 

Cynic has a new album which is awesome, and I believe he tried to say we are all awesome too. He then proceeeds to ask why he is using caps lock, although he says "why aren't I" cause he's drunk. 

He then wishes us all good night, sweet dreams, says goodbye and ... "toodles." Apparently, Blake is a rather ... flamboyant drunk. In a toga. On the floor. 

For some reason I tried to put my blog in google translate.

 You were close Joe. Sally wasn't the freshman. I danced with two people because neither had anyone to dance with. Sally is one of my best friend. Tracy - I think that's her name anyway - was the freshman I danced with.

 Also, I wrote this after bush dance. Toga was the night before.

 Oh, and we had a fire drill at 7:30 this morning. It was fucked. 

Oh God, college fire drills. Just feel lucky you weren't on staff. Or that you weren't cooking popcorn at 4:30am, cause I would have come to Australia by plane just to murder you.

Drunk Blake blogs are why I read blogs.

I'm glad they amuse someone :)

I don't know what to say.  Quite amusing.

Thanks. I aim to please ;)

I'm considering getting Starbound. How is it?

It's excellent. Honestly, I haven't encountered a single bug and the only reason it's still in early access is that the team hasn't added every feature yet. It could take a while though, becausze they're quite ambitious. In its current state though, it is still easily one of the best games I played last year. Probably 4th.

 The only thing wrong with it is they occasionally wipe characters. That kind of sucks, but my favourite part of that game is when you're just starting out so I don't mind too much.

Amon Amarth rules! You can never get enough of those dudes. So here's more!

They really do! Have you heard their newest album? The lead guitar is awesome. Now it sounds like a heavier version of Iron Maiden in some parts!

I haven't heard it, but will check it out soon. Especially if it sounds like Maiden.

I do want to pick up Starbound soon. Happy drunken revelry,bro. lol. Just uh, don't make Bilby too mad,aye? She seems nice! Or did she not dance just because she was too busy laughing as she watched you dance? I was not there so the painted picture is kind of hazy! (Or is that the marijuana smoke?)

Bilby wasn't mad. She didn't dance because she didn't want to. It's bush dance, trust me, there is nothing romantic about bush dance. It's just a lot of fun and often ends in pain...

Ha ha ha! Guess now I understand why she opted out at least. Being a "yank" I have no idea what bush-dancing is. I uh, never was much of a party guy. There are probably thousands of party-terms I should know yet do not. 

Is this what happened Blake? (Skip to 1:44 if you want to)

Something like that :p

 Fuck I love It's Always Sunny.

You just hit a peak on your drunk blogs Blake. This is probably the drunkest you'll ever be while making blogs.

Maybe. I tried to write one the night before but I fell asleep at my keyboard, so I think you may have a point.

I thought Starbound was still in alpha phase? Aren't they going to wipe all of the progress when they update the game?

Yeah they've already done that a few times. I don't mind though. Every character they wipe is some awesome new shit I've got to play with.

Is it multiplayer coop? What is it about? I thought it was an RPG? Is it good?

Yeah it has multiplayer/co-op. Have you played Terraria? If so it's like that. Like minecraft but in space, 2D, with bosses and more focus on combat and progression so it's not just a sandbox.