Here's how the text battle between myself and my friend went earlier, edited WAY down for your convenience:
Friend: I saw your status on Facebook, go fuck yourself
Me: I have some things to apologize for to you and I do, but you did some shit too so go fuck yourself
Friend: Well I didn't do what I did for the reason you said I did
Me: Well, that doesn't mean I can't be mad too. I'm a jerk, but you are too.
Friend: I know.
Me: Ok.
And now we're friends again.
So kids, if you ever grow apart from someone and want to mend some old wounds, tell them to go fuck themselves and wait for them to apologize to you. It will work.
Just becareful Joe, Im glad that things did get sloved out between you and your friend but remember what they did and dont forget. They could easily do it again. Im glad though that things are okay now though with that!
Listen, Debbie Downer ... I love your snack cakes.
Because there fucking awesome!
ah, friendship.
If you almost replace "Friend" and "Me" with "Isreali" and "Palastinian", world peace would seem so much closer and attainable.
lol
Hahaha, nice. If Pixlbit brought back the old NBC "The More You Know" commercials, this should be one of them.
So many jokes that stinger goes with. lol
Haha yup