Commence t'drinkin'!

As many jello shots and bitch beers and IPAs and jager bombs as I just had, you'd think I'd be drunk, but no. I haven't been this impervious to alcohol when I was 16 ... which can only mean I've gained enough weight for my body to absorb all of it easily again. Shit.

It's currently 2015 here now. 2:21 pm on the first to be precise. 2015 seems exactly the same as 2014, except I'm mildly hungover...

We can't all have our toilets flush in the opposite direction, dammit!

Virtual drinks all around.

Oh, I've had plnety of real ones. Then again, I had a lot of bread now that I think about it, so maybe that's why it hasn't really taken effect.

Happy New Year Joe!

The first time I heard that song was when I saw Muppets from Space in theaters. I would have been 9 years old.

Hmm, the title is longer than the blog. Seems suspicious...

Am I?

Happy new year, Mr. Step!

Happy New Year Sir Snee!

Happy new year! ^_^

Happy New Year!

Happy New Year!!

Time to get wasted! Don't bet you can climb the bar room wall only using your lips.....