If You Had to Sleep With One Male and One Female Video Game Character, Who Would They Be?
My male would be Sepiroth. He basically looks female anyway!
My female... that's more tricky. It definitely wouldn't be Elizabeth. Her Dad is far too Christian for my liking. And she killed her other Dad. And having two dads in an insanely christian settlement seems a little hypocritical, and I feel like that would trickle down to her.
Most Female characters in video games are shit. But if I really had to choose I'd go with Tali from Mass Effect because she's adorable and I'd finally to get to see what she looks like under that hood. NO I DON'T BELIEVE THAT PHOTOSHOPPED MODEL IS HER!!!!!!!
Plus, if she's fuck ugly under that helmet that's okay because she'll be wearing it most of the time.
NOW ITS YOUR TURN MOTHER FUCKER!
I'd have to go with Samus Aran for female. She seems like she'd be down to Earth, especially for a space-travelling bounty hunter. Not into men and honestly couldn't say I'd want to sleep with one.I guess I'll say Raiden for the same reasons you said Sepiroth (androgynous) but he should shut the fuck up and I really don't want to do it, I'm just picking one because you said to choose both.
I said choose both because I thought it would be interesting. Most guys will just choose hot chicks, I wanted to see why they'd choose males.
Raiden got awesome in MGS4 and Rising though. Seriously, he's a fucking cyborg ninja now. He's got some moves ;p
Not sure how to reply to this so I'm only listing female...either Rosalina, Samus, or Cynthia from Pokemon. You know, I never really thoght of this.
That's against the rules :p. It's not necessarily who you'd bang, more just kidding around and getting creative.
To be honest, I find the whole idea of getting horny over video game characters really creepy, but I saw how Kinzie reacts when you ask for sex in Saints Row 4. If she scares the shit out of the boss, I'd want to know what the hell she does. For male I'd go with Burt Reynolds from Saints Row the third. Because it's Burt Fucking Reynolds
Firstly, this isn't about who you get aroused over. Otherwise I would have asked that. I edited it so it's more in line with what I actually meant: If you HAD to.
Anyway, great choices. I feel like Burt Reynolds shouldn't count, but I'll allow it, because, well Archer would kill me if I didn't.
Fair enough. It's just last year the reaction to all the Rosalina fanservice Nintendo gave players disturbed me. Mostly because it made me just realize rule 34 actually does mean EVERYTHING.
My male would be Zidane from FF9 and my female would be Ivy from Soul Calibur. Zidane can make me laugh which is a big plus for me and ivy has the determination and strength I love.
that picture of Drake is fucking hilarious.
I dunno. I find both these questions to be pretty hard. Honestly, as we just spoke of Final Fantasy VIII, I think I would choose Rinoa. I always had a crush on her and she's totally my type.
As far as male, I'd choose Samus Aran. You know she's got a dick.
Yeah, Samus is like Sigourney Weaver in that regard. And well, every other regard.
I really can't think of a male game character I'd sleep with, mainly because my tiny little brain can't think of things like that. I'm just not wired that way. I guess I could say I could use Kirby like a pillow, but that would still be pretty weird.
As far as female characters go, maybe Cammy or Ulala or Samus or Leona or whatever. I don't know, there are a lot of neat lady characters. You can pick one out for me.
It's probably a good thing video game characters aren't real. They'd probably find us regular folks pretty boring. They lead all these adventurous lives, and the most exciting thing I do on a weekly basis is go to the grocery store.
I can't have sex with males. I just can't. Call me old fashion, but I only want 1 penis in my sexual adventures and that penis is mine. As for females, there are too many to name. 
Damn you guys are prudes haha. No ones going to make you take the dick, it's just hypothetically if you were forced at gun point who would it be?
Sadly, I may have to get shot. If anyone forces a dick in my mouth, I'm biting it off. Either way, I'm getting shot in the end.
Must... resist... urge... to make.... cum shot joke...
:p
I'm still a boring virgin so what do I know?
Okay, maybe just sleep without sex. For female, Rosalina from Super Mario Galaxy seems like someone who would comfort you in bed since she's after all a motherly figure. For male, I can only think of Carth from KOTOR, even if i've only played 4 hours into that game but overall I don't feel like i'm homosexual or bi.
Carth! Good pick!
At least you didn't pick Canderous Ordo!
How about Makoto from Enchanted Arms. I could stand it because I know he really loves Toya and is just using me. Somehow that makes it bearable. I guess I like being treated like trash. Darn my lack of self worth.
Female would have to be the entire Dead or Alive volleyball team. Of course, because this is a "had to" scenario. They would then play dodgeball with me tied to a net post. You don't get what you want in a "had to" situation.
This has to be the most entertaining comment I've read. Good work sir xD
I'm glad YOU liked it. I'm butt sore AND battered and bruised.