An inspirational game about the struggles of a man against his internal dilemmas..... pfft, yeah right.
Don't Shit Your Pants is a text Adventure Game (though hilariously branded as a Survival Horror) ala Zork, where you play a man that needs to really poop on the bathroom. This is where you get into the picture, as you guide the man with the text commands. Hilarity ensues to say the least. The game makes you think outside the box and there are ten endings avaiable to discover, although completing the game without consulting a guide is quite a challenge.
I gotta be honest, this game made me laugh uncotrollably when I played it for the first time. It's potty humour, but it's done so great here, and some of the endings (and methods) are equally hilarious. You also shouldn't worry about nudity, as thankfully there's no penis drawn once you get your character pantless, though i'll leave a NSFW (combined with the shit) warning just in case.
Don't mind potty humour? Wanna have a good laugh? Need something short and free to pass time? Then go here. Though maybe you should go to the bathroom before playing....
I'll check it out. It sounds fun. 
It is indeed very fun
The title alone made me laugh. I reminded me of those silly board games like Don't Wake Daddy except with shit and pants. :)
What is that board game even about? :P
A short video is worth at least a 100 words.
When I read the title of this blog, my first thought was that it was going to be some NFSW game that people shouldn't get outraged about. Not the exact literal name of the game lol. Well played, Alex. Well played. 
Heh, thanks, even if it wasn't my intention :P
Speaking of potty humor, I recently reviewed a card game called "Poop: The Game."
OMG.
That game sounds like all kinds of fun.
Ha! Interesting. I can't get the guy to do anything. He doesn't know how to do anything.
Maybe I should have said that it is not entirely free 
I have to pay for commands he understands?
Well, look at the door and think what you have to do and type :P
I typed about a million different versions of "go to the door" and "walk toward the door" last I played. Nothing. I did get him to shit his pants by telling him to go to the bathroom.
Welp, i'm gonna give a clue: you have a door. Now, to get to the other room, what do you do with the door?
open door
I'm kinda giving it away: what is the action for opening a door?
Well how the hell should i know push or pull door?!
But I did beat it. Just couldn't get the first command lol
I love things like this where they put this huge importance on some mundane thing. Let me go dig out my inner 12-year-old
It's the power of Mundane Made Awesome my friend. I played this for the first time when I was around 14 years old, so it came at a very good time :P
I got in the bathroom, but time ended and I shit my pants before I could pull them down. LOL
Happens to everyone :P