I just saw this on Facebook and it's too funny not to share. The Bangor Police Department has someone writing their Facebook statuses with a an excellent sense of humor. Read on. Might be the funniest thing I've read this year so far.
Daewoo?
Yep, Daewoo. They made shitty cars briefly, then stopped and refused to honor warranties.
you mean Dae-suck? 
Excuse me but I had a Daewoo and getting by on 20 dollars of gas and it only being in the shop twice was nice. It was a stable good car during its life :p
sorry! 
It's all good,lol thought I'd be a brat :p
I want an Aye-Aye kart racer.
I have no idea why, but you were the first person who popped into my head when I was reading this originally. Oh, wait. It was the House of Cards reference. Never mind.
I've never been associated with House of Cards before. Guess I post about it more than I thought. lol
You've posted about it enough that I remember you post about it, if that makes any sense.
It does.
Epic Fb post. Loved the photo of the Aye-Aye.
I'm impressed he did the research and added the photo. It's been a long winter here in Maine, we take our humor where we can find it.
HAA HAAA HAAA! You're awesome.
I started laughing with the talk of the Daewoo and the talk of the Aye Aye. Seriously taking a battery out of a loader and then trying to learn how to use a bigger loader. Whoever did this has to be drunk teenagers or college kids.
Unfortunately, they may be full-fledged adults. I was roaring by the time I hit the line "This isn't funny".
Forget Fargo. They should've done that movie in Bangor.
Oh, I think we could come up with something on our own, lol.
Lol entertaining stuff. I love that they included a pic of the Aye Aye.