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Fuck spelunky
Published on July 21, 2015 12:36 PM
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i think I living in a small room with bilby with no time to myself is really starting to get to me. Today while playing spelunky with her, for the fifth time I ended up offscreen with her not coming to save me in time and I got angry I slammed my my controller down on the counch besides me. Only problem was my iPad was in the road and now it has a massive coach in it. I can still use it, but im worried it's not going to last long now.

 The lesson I think is not to play spelunky with other people. Especially if you live with them. its evil.

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Posted on July 21, 2015 12:50 PM

I can only imagine what Forever Alone would have been like with someone who didn't keep up. I was actually really frustrated by it because it was clearly not designed for single player, and had trouble switching between characters myself.

Posted on July 24, 2015 1:52 AM

I haven't played that yet. Is it worth a go?

Posted on July 24, 2015 7:26 AM

It's ok. I was more interested by the cultural insight videos than the game itself to be honest. It was a PS+ freebie a couple months back. I imagine it would be less tedious with a friend. And those HD videos of Alaska are pretty sweet and the story is cool for being based on actual folklore.

Posted on July 21, 2015 3:38 PM

Spelunky is the spawn of Satan, for sure.

Posted on July 21, 2015 6:36 PM

If you aren't patient with Spelunky, then I don't think you'll last long playing New Super Mario Bros on multiplayer...

Posted on July 21, 2015 8:30 PM

I think it was a mix of stress and tiredness. Usually were fine, but when you're tired, you get a certain way through the game and then you both die because one you did something stupid and have to restart it majorly sucks

Posted on July 22, 2015 2:19 AM

I heard spelunky was addictive like crack. I'm afraid of it. Surprised

Posted on July 24, 2015 1:23 AM

So addictive...

Posted on July 22, 2015 2:54 PM

How did you fit a coach in your iPad? Sorry, couldn't help myself...

Posted on July 23, 2015 5:49 PM

You took the words right out of me, Rangergirl. LOL!

Posted on July 24, 2015 1:23 AM

A little bit of magic, some bad grammar and just a touch of apples awful autocorrect. With these three things you ca. Fit anything inside anything else for the small one time fee of your soul.