Oh Hai.

Question: If I died in my apartment like a rat in a cage, would the neighbours smell my corpse before the cat eat my face?

Also... When am I getting my vita back?

Counter question. Are you Aesop Rock?

And your vita? Tis mine now bitch! 

Welcome to Pixlbit!

Thank you good sir

Fair enough. What are your thoughts on seedless watermelons and the Catholic church?

That should be a seedless enough question. 

Never had seedless watermelon but it sounds good.

I don't fuck with religion in general. No judgement for those who do tho

It was a weird question based on the existence of a Facebook page my friend told me about called Catholics Against Seedless Watermelons. 

As someone who grew up Catholic and am now where you are, I was confused at first, but I think it's a troll page playing on the Catholic opposition to contraception. 

So what games you like?

Dark souls, mario, old rare games, mmos, and rpgs like mass effect and dragon age. You? 

A little bit of everything that is not a turn-based RPG or RTS game, though I can appreciate some of the simpler turn-based games like Paper Mario and Pokemon and there's a real-time strategy minigame in Yakuza 6 and Kiwami 2 I like ok ... because you can just max out stats and cheese the shit out of it. 

I only played yakuza 4, the zombie one, and 0 but I like them. Man, jrpgs are my shit. Try trails in the sky. Those games are awesome. 

I'm definitely an outlier on JRPGs. I feel like they passed me by completely in my youth and everyone else has super fond memories of their superlong adventures with them.

Did Artorias ever recover?

Nah it ended up killing him. His dog too. 

Well that got dark quick.

I like that thumbnail picture. What is it?

It's the kids see ghosts album cover