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The Cheese Ninja
Published on April 5, 2019 2:33 PM
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An undead shinobi am I,
Searching the past for the lord of dragons
Who I serve faithfully through death.
No dog of war or shrieking spearman will stop me,
Although giant crickets and man-eating goldfish harrow my steps.

Into the past, I step a silent shadow,
Until I mistakingly stumble into a pile of yard waste
Alerting the bastard yokai roosters who roost everywhere.
The skies I walk as silently as the clouds,
From rooftop to rooftop, surefooted and graceful,
Until I overshoot and plummet down a cliff that defies Nippon geography.

Through burning palace, I march, undaunted in my steps.
I approach from behind all my quarry, I slaughter without remorse.
Some would call this cowardly, yet they are cowards themselves.
I will use all tools at my disposal, including luring a raging drunkard 
toward an old samurai to have him take the brunt of the blows.

Weary, I approach the butterfly.
Old women should not be able to move such as she.
I face her again and again as she dances in the air and skewers with long needles.
Endurance is a thing of the past, so I spin, and leap, and spin.
A whirling pinwheel of death, over and over, a tumbling blade.
She falls to my endless onslaught of a single repeated move.
All techniques are fair game for the shinobi.

I claim my prize.

Comments
4
Posted on April 5, 2019 3:03 PM

Did you write this? It’s great! I’ve heard of that old woman boss in Sekiro. She looks like a nightmare! 

Posted on April 5, 2019 4:36 PM

People wanted a Sekiro update and I'm aces at terrible poetry.

Posted on April 8, 2019 1:57 AM

You mean to say, you pulled a Ken's Rage style repeated attack move? 

Posted on April 9, 2019 12:43 AM

Yup!