I thought that said "Offenders of the Realm" at first. 

It's not the best graphic design and they aren't the best people, so makes sense. 

Christopher Lambert is one creepy dude in Mortal Kombat. 

Lord Raiden never had a non-American accent in the games, so I don't know why they choose people who play him in movies either with an unusual accent or doing one. I think the Raiden in the new one has an accent to, and the only thing I ever remember his voice being is booming, but not really accent-heavy. 

This could all be making no sense. I did just wake up and drive my car home after a long night out.  

Not quite as creepy as I remember it. 

He sounds like Christoph Waltz playing a lizard. 

Good one. 

I didn't think the first Mortal Kombat movie was THAT bad.  I never watched the cartoon.

I've seen the Tomb Raider movies.  Only thing I remember now about the Angelina Jolie ones is that there is one scene where she punches a shark in the nose, and it runs away going "yipe yipe yipe!"  Well, OK, the shark didn't go "yipe, yipe, yipe" in the movie, but it did that in my head.

I watched the new Tomb Raider movie fairly recently on television.  It was OK I guess, but the only thing I remember about it now is that the lady who played Lara Croft must've been eating her spinach.

I don't think the old live action was bad at all, really. It's not a masterpiece, but it's pretty competent. The cartoon, however, is genuinely awful. 

That shark thing must have been in the second one. I only saw the first. Or maybe it's in both. I don't remember the  movie well. 

The new one did a good job representing new TR games ... it's just that it more or less revealed how standard the overall plot is without the "in Lara's head" parts of the games. 

I forgot there was a new Tomb Raider movie with not Angelina Jolie. I never even got around to watching the old ones. Between cheap used pick ups and PS+, I have a bunch of TR games...and haven't played of them.

I like the games. The movies you can probably skip.