I've played every Ape Escape game I can get my hands on.  I love that series and it needs a comeback.

I've never heard of Detective Waffles!  Sounds interesting.  But can it beat Phoenix Wright?

Believe it or not, I've never played that SpongeBob game either.  I know it's popular, but I've actually not a big fan of SpongeBob.

I've never played Spongebob either and only know the memes. Rarely watched the show. 

Inspector Waffles and Darkside Detective are both funny judging by demos I played, but I dunno if they're really the same kind of point and click as Phoenix Wright, really. 

I've actually never played Ape Escape. 

Titanfall 2 was lit, but I don't remember the music

Neither do I ... 

I've never played any of these games. Inspector Waffles?

It was a demo on the Steam store whenever the Gaming Rainbow Discord I'm in decided to have an event called Flippant February dedicated to all of us trying out Steam games that were part of whatever Steam event all these games were connected to. 

I think I've graded too many photojournalism essays. Now *I'm* speaking in run-on sentences. Six more to go, then I'm caught up on grading until Sunday! Woo? 

What a mashup idea! I'll make an attempt. You play as an Ape who drives a Mech. You work for an agency run by Inspector Waffles in the town of Twin Lakes where you investigate a crime. One suspicious resident is Spongebob and his even more suspicious friend Patrick. They live in a creepy old house that's more like several houses stitched together overlooking the sea. Edith Finch has gone missing and you must use all the new detective gear installed in your mech. The problem is, you're an ape and have to control everything somewhat randomly by rolling around the control deck. Can you solve the mystery and uncover the creepy doings of Mr. Spongebob and his butler Patrick?

Oh my God, take my money. 

I'll put a Kickstarter together. lol