Crap, my BaD!
Published on February 6, 2014 3:08 AM
Part of the Series - Blog a Day (BaD) 2014
1 minute read
1709 Views

Fell asleep and almost didn't post today! 

Got farther in Ghost Trick last night, repeated usual routine today, only put this place lower on priority list as not to get too far behind in my real life responsibilities.

I'll probably go right back to sleep after typing this.

You bastards can't hurt me, I have a controller.

Don't make me crap in public, it's bad for ya!

 Pictured: Major Nelson circa E3 2013

Pictured: Internet user circa E3 2013

Oh, you think my jokes are dumb and dated? Well, why don't you recycle, Mr. Grumpy Pants? 

"Yeah, fucker. Why not?"

Comments
0
Posted on February 6, 2014 3:38 AM

A little sleep deprived, Joe?

Posted on February 6, 2014 5:01 AM

Actually, no. I had a nice nap before posting this. So it's all good now, I just woke up and had to rush this out. lol

Posted on February 6, 2014 4:28 AM

That internet user pic had me cracking up. I need to order a "new" NES controller. Mine is shot to hell, and that controller never was that great in the first place.

Posted on February 6, 2014 5:02 AM

Yeah, I guess while Nintendo's consoles last, their controllers may be a different story. I had to get a new Gamecube controller recently. Of course, I dunno if everything on my brother's NES still works; it might. 

And I liked that picture, too. It's a great "nerd rage"/"drunk typing" pic, I thought. lol

Posted on February 6, 2014 5:02 AM

I don't know why, but this was a pretty awesome blog.

Posted on February 6, 2014 5:03 AM

The answer is C) Hamsters

Posted on February 6, 2014 12:33 PM

Well at least you made it. I somehow missed posting altogether and I was awake. LOL

Posted on February 6, 2014 5:51 PM

Step away from that NES controller and breathe before you get angry about how little Gamestop was going to give you for Myst next  time. Tongue Out

Posted on February 6, 2014 1:36 PM

 Oh no Joe! You almost fell out of your daily flow! Also, I is confused bro.

Posted on February 6, 2014 6:09 PM

Whoa, you got a lot of mad rhymes, yo! 

Check it, I fell asleep on the bed so hard, I almost fell on the flo'

I been playin' this game Ghost Trick on the go, and did my usual routine some mo'

I made sure to prioritize works and school, which is why this post almost didn't get out the do' 

I posted some hamster pics cause I thought they was funny tho' 

Both are examples of what's called a metapho'

One is Major Nelson with his pants down, nerd ragers comin' to get him at his home

The otha is a pitcha of an NES keybo' (NERD RAGE YO)

In closing, slant rhymes are the shit, ho! 

Seacrest out! *drops mic*

Posted on February 6, 2014 4:58 PM

Furry animals is the key to winning at BaD. 

Posted on February 6, 2014 6:10 PM

And really, game development in general, circa the mid-90s. 

Posted on February 6, 2014 7:27 PM

Ha, that hamster looks like it's having a blast.

Posted on February 7, 2014 3:29 AM

It's all hopped up on cotton balls, maaaaaaan. 

Posted on February 25, 2014 6:23 PM

I bet their playing Hampster Ball!

Posted on February 25, 2014 6:29 PM

I wonder if the Super Monkey Ball devs could get on that.