Fell asleep and almost didn't post today!
Got farther in Ghost Trick last night, repeated usual routine today, only put this place lower on priority list as not to get too far behind in my real life responsibilities.
I'll probably go right back to sleep after typing this.
You bastards can't hurt me, I have a controller.
Don't make me crap in public, it's bad for ya!
Pictured: Major Nelson circa E3 2013
Pictured: Internet user circa E3 2013
Oh, you think my jokes are dumb and dated? Well, why don't you recycle, Mr. Grumpy Pants?

"Yeah, fucker. Why not?"
A little sleep deprived, Joe?
Actually, no. I had a nice nap before posting this. So it's all good now, I just woke up and had to rush this out. lol
That internet user pic had me cracking up. I need to order a "new" NES controller. Mine is shot to hell, and that controller never was that great in the first place.
Yeah, I guess while Nintendo's consoles last, their controllers may be a different story. I had to get a new Gamecube controller recently. Of course, I dunno if everything on my brother's NES still works; it might.
And I liked that picture, too. It's a great "nerd rage"/"drunk typing" pic, I thought. lol
I don't know why, but this was a pretty awesome blog.
The answer is C) Hamsters
Well at least you made it. I somehow missed posting altogether and I was awake. LOL
Step away from that NES controller and breathe before you get angry about how little Gamestop was going to give you for Myst next time. 
Oh no Joe! You almost fell out of your daily flow! Also, I is confused bro.
Whoa, you got a lot of mad rhymes, yo!
Check it, I fell asleep on the bed so hard, I almost fell on the flo'
I been playin' this game Ghost Trick on the go, and did my usual routine some mo'
I made sure to prioritize works and school, which is why this post almost didn't get out the do'
I posted some hamster pics cause I thought they was funny tho'
Both are examples of what's called a metapho'
One is Major Nelson with his pants down, nerd ragers comin' to get him at his home
The otha is a pitcha of an NES keybo' (NERD RAGE YO)
In closing, slant rhymes are the shit, ho!
Seacrest out! *drops mic*
Furry animals is the key to winning at BaD.
And really, game development in general, circa the mid-90s.
Ha, that hamster looks like it's having a blast.
It's all hopped up on cotton balls, maaaaaaan.
I bet their playing Hampster Ball!
I wonder if the Super Monkey Ball devs could get on that.
