Yup another one of those #thisreallyhappenedtoday. I got a call from someone wanting a number for a store in san fran/berkeley. I of course didn't have it (I am far far from there). I told them they could do a search for it on google and it would come up. They seemed to buy it, but then they asked me to do it for them and I was forced to admit: "Actually I don't have the internet right now, you can get it at the local library. They have it for free." They seemed satisfied with that answer.
Telling people to use the library to find a phone number on the internet isn't in my job description, but I'm happy for the entertainment.
The Yellow Pages...
What are those? I have some novels that have yellowed pages, do they count?
Hahaha Any Yellow pages are fine just as long as you sprinkle some fairy dust to call up the number you need.
that's nuts.